Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.
This is the greatest movie I don’t care what anyone else says.
I can recite the entire Gun Rack scene word for word.
i heard weird music and asked my bro what he was watchign and he said ‘i’m watching a montage of someone shipping james franco with the monkey from planet of the apes’
So I get emails sometimes and
"I’m a big fan I watched like all your videos yesterday and was wandering what your number was so I could text you and I’m legit not some creeper on the internet trying to do bad things to little kids I’m 14 yo boy I promise like test me lol"
1. Thank you so very much for watching my videos, it truly means a lot and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it.
2. I am not going to give any of you my number from a simple request, sry not sry.
3. BEING A 14 YEAR OLD BOY DOES NOT MAKE YOUR CASE BETTER, BRO
existentialist pop punk: I gotta leave this town, but for what purpose?
nihilist pop punk: I gotta leave everywhere, for no purpose
absurdist pop punk: leaving the town is just another struggle the universe puts before me
optimist pop punk: This is the best possible town, why should I leave it?
poststructuralist pop punk: this town is a matrix of commodified social relationships mapped onto a faceless grid that i can’t conceive of leaving
lovecraftian pop punk: this town is t h e v o i d and i can never leave
most normal pop punk: i hate women