where does mensa meet and jack off each other
Whenever I see a photo of 1d these days I just see zayn. Everything else is a blur
humans are ~98% genetically similar to chimpanzees, and ~50% genetically similar to bananas…..chimpanzees and bananas have been at war since day 1. really illustrates the duality of man..
Are U a far away friend? Come visit me! Drop everything! Drop that pen! Drop that baby! Spend ur time. Energy. Life savings. I’m worth it.
just fucking shit in your pants
the only good time to say “not all men” is if you finish the sentence with “not all men have penises”