plushstiel:

rhapsodyinteal:

rurikids:

Benjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

This is the greatest movie I don’t care what anyone else says.

I can recite the entire Gun Rack scene word for word. 

(via terryj0nes)

slussy:

You’re not punk until you EAT A PAIR OF DOC MARTENS

(via terryj0nes)

toinfinityandbeyonce:

my favorite youtubers
[1-9/∞]

(via gunnarolla)

scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful 

(via adequateantics)

(Source: oftencalledflamer, via 2coffinsforsleep)

theonion:

Report: Majority Of CIA Now Ready To Install Female World Leader

theonion:

Report: Majority Of CIA Now Ready To Install Female World Leader

pentapoda:

my reaction to every episode of Elementary: WHERE IS THE TURTLE

pentapoda:

my reaction to every episode of Elementary: WHERE IS THE TURTLE

(via terryj0nes)

drakefan666:

i heard weird music and asked my bro what he was watchign and he said ‘i’m watching a montage of someone shipping james franco with the monkey from planet of the apes’

(via terryj0nes)

So I get emails sometimes and

soundproofliz:

"I’m a big fan I watched like all your videos yesterday and was wandering what your number was so I could text you and I’m legit not some creeper on the internet trying to do bad things to little kids I’m 14 yo boy I promise like test me lol"

1. Thank you so very much for watching my videos, it truly means a lot and I can’t tell you how much I appreciate it. 
2. I am not going to give any of you my number from a simple request, sry not sry. 
3. BEING A 14 YEAR OLD BOY DOES NOT MAKE YOUR CASE BETTER, BRO

cinnamonandlesbians:

wow i love the hit movie fight club

cinnamonandlesbians:

wow i love the hit movie fight club

(via terryj0nes)

cinnamonandlesbians:

did u know im in love with tim

(via terryj0nes)

zombiegraycat:

anarcho-animeism:

iwrotehaikusabouteatingass:

kinkshamingdesade:

iwrotehaikusabouteatingass:

kinkshamingdesade:

existentialist pop punk: I gotta leave this town, but for what purpose?

nihilist pop punk: I gotta leave everywhere, for no purpose

absurdist pop punk: leaving the town is just another struggle the universe puts before me

optimist pop punk: This is the best possible town, why should I leave it?

poststructuralist pop punk: this town is a matrix of commodified social relationships mapped onto a faceless grid that i can’t conceive of leaving

lovecraftian pop punk: this town is t h e v o i d and i can never leave

most normal pop punk: i hate women

(via musingsandobsessions)

an-inanimate-fucking-object:

oh my god

an-inanimate-fucking-object:

oh my god

(via 2coffinsforsleep)

diickhead:

makes a man go broom broom

(via terryj0nes)

awwww-cute:

Our dog Wilfred’s first birthday

awwww-cute:

Our dog Wilfred’s first birthday

(via gh0ulies)